![]() In a fit of eshay rage, Deok-su would then challenge Player 278 to a new game - who can skull a pint of beer the fastest. Already a couple points down, Deok-su realises that he can't be his opponent, who seems to have skills passed down from the handball king himself - Kevin07.Ģ5. Sae-byeok and Ji-yeong are given strings to make scoobies, but they decide to play something simpler to decide their fate - a game of MASH.Ģ4. Deok-su and Player 278 would engage in an intense one on one handball sesh. Meanwhile, Sang-woo and Ali are instructed to recite "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder perfectly. Gi-hun and Il-nam would be handed a bag of Tazos and have to duel it out against each other. Mi-nyeo gets left behind by Deok-su, which would result in her yelling: "But we hooked up, you cunt? You know what? You're fucking dropped."Ģ3. For the fourth round, the players are instructed to pair up and are assigned different childhood games that will enable them to move on to the next round.Ģ2. Meanwhile, the police officer would have broken into the Front Man's office and discovered that this competition has been going on for years, with several childhood games like Golden Child, Pass The Parcel, Musical Chairs, Heads Down, Thumbs Up and Duck, Duck, Goose being used to determine winners.Ģ1. He loves good old Warnie and uses his T20 match knowledge to lead his group to victory.Ģ0. Gi-hun would have doubts about his team, but as it turns out Il-nam is a huge cricket fan. In the unlikely event of a tie between teams, the rubber of destiny would be used to decide on the winner.ġ9. Squish 'em, squash 'em, put 'em in a jar") before playing a round of backyard cricket.ġ8. "We are the the team of the blue triangle, every team we meet we mangle. As part of the game, they have to come up with a random house chant (e.g. The third round would see the contestants be divided into teams, specifically school house colours.ġ7. But with the guards seeing everything, they would release a group of swooping magpies - resulting in even more chaos and deaths.ġ6. The lack of food would cause tempers to run high - so much so that Deok-su and his crew of eshays would plan to riot after lights out. In-between rounds, the players would be given Le Snaks and Milo for sustenance.ġ5. If you made one wrong move and shattered your toffee, the guards would say "Yeah, nah, sorry mate" and then eliminate you.ġ4. Plus, a creepy version of "Fruit Salad" by The Wiggles would be playing in the background to unnerve the players.ġ3. And, of course, Gi-hun and the other players would resort to licking the heck out of said toffee to get their shape out.ġ2. ![]() Shapes include: The "S", a kangaroo, Australia and someone giving you the finger.ġ1. The second game looks easy on first glance, but it would soon have the players sweating because they need to cut out a shape from that same rock-hard toffee that's sold at Aussie cake stalls. ![]() During that short period when the contestants decide to end the Game and return to the real word, Sang-woo would treat Ali to a piping hot meat pie from 7/11.ġ0. He would still intimidate everyone, but would also call them a cunt.ĩ. In this version of Squid Game, Deok-su would be an eshay. Oh, and did I mention that the contestants have to wear school hats and that if they fall off, they'll get shot? Australians know the rule - no hat, no play.Ĩ. Once they've crossed the boundary they're safe, but if they fail to do so they'll be shot dead by Healthy Harold himself.ħ. ![]() The first round is a bull rush-beep test hybrid, which would involve players having to reach the other side of the field within a certain time limit. They're kept under watch all the time by guards wearing green and gold uniforms.Ħ. ![]() Gi-hun, along with the other 455 contestants, would be taken to an uninhabited island near Perth.ĥ. He still meets the salesman at the train station, but would be asked to play a game of slapsies, with the loser getting a slap to the face.Ĥ. And because of that, he would be left with no choice but to take his daughter out to KFC or Macca's for her birthday - most likely KFC, as that way he could get Popcorn Chicken.ģ. Instead of Gi-hun betting on horses, he would gamble all his money playing pokies at his local RSL.Ģ. ![]()
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